Fasten Your Seat Belts, It’s Going to Be a Nasty Ride

Here on a week’s road trip of America’s high and low deserts it’s easy to turn off the clamor of the world. That’s kind of the idea, right? Press a button on the dashboard and it all goes away. Or its at least absent. Soak in the sights of sprawling valleys. Savor the silence and look forward three hours down the road to the next cold beer in some raggedy, half-forgotten crossroads bar.

That’s kind of like paraphrasing Bette Davis.

But … no. Addicted as I am to the malignant noise of half the political spectrum I duck back in from time to time for listens to my go-to pundits. What follows is a brief summary of some of the more salient things said by people who … actually know things, and have records to prove it.

But first, allow me to brag. Whether you’re one of the five people reading these unhinged rants regularly or not, Marketing 101 requires me to point out a couple statements I’ve made that have proven remarkably — if not unexpectedly — foresightful. (Checking to see if that’s a real word.)

1:  Several times in the past 18 months I’ve written that it struck me as highly unlikely this presidential campaign would end with the same two characters who started it. American politics just hasn’t worked like that in my lifetime. And especially not with two guys who pre-date color television, and one of whom is certifiably demented. (That guy is still in the race.) The prediction, if you will, was that something would change before November ’24. And so it did and so it has. Send kudos and Venmo to Nostralambertus LLC.

2:  Two weeks after Biden’s disastrous/but ultimately fortuitous debate performance I predicted he’d be gone “within 10 days to two weeks.” So okay, that was over happy hour drinks with friends. But still: a prediction. You’re welcome.

Now … the best of recent punditry.

Rick Perlstein on The Bulwark with Tim Miller. The author of “Nixonland” and several other histories of the various conservative movements of the past half century, Perlstein is uniquely insightful when it comes to analyzing what makes half of America tick. In his conversation with Miller, (a former GOP operative and Jeb Bush guy turned Never Trumper) Perlstein described “the ratchet” effect of modern Republican marketing.

Those of you familiar with how Rush Limbaugh begat Glenn Beck who begat Alex Jones and QAnon understand what he’s saying. In order to sustain interest in their “cause” (or ratings) today’s Republicans must ratchet up the histrionics of their messaging, making their attacks ever more extreme, incendiary, vulgar and implausible. Their apocalyptic, wildly dystopian fantasies of “liberal rule” inflames the amygdala of the modern conservative base by making their “cause” ever more righteous and god-ordained.

This explains how Republicans have (ethically) devolved from George H. W. Bush and Mitt Romney to Donald Trump and J.D. Vance. An honest debate of facts simply doesn’t work with their target audience. Perlstein’s bottom line point being that Trumpism/modern Republicanism is not capable of restraining itself and dialing back the ratchet. The only direction they have is forward, i.e. ever more vulgar and ludicrous to rational listeners but ever more titillating and motivating to the base they have.

But … in this new Kamala Harris environment, mondo bizarro vulgarity and delusional apocalyptic messaging risks an electoral blowback from voters who don’t see a culture falling apart, an economy in its death throes and a need for god-sent retribution. After 15 years (post-Tea Party) this audience is just plain bored with the whole gloomy, weird shtick.

Stay tuned, as they say.

Michael Beschloss and Bob Costa on with John Heilemann. Beschloss, the well known presidential historian, who sees absolutely nothing presidential in an incompetent fraud like Trump, and Costa the well sourced and very serious DC reporter now with CBS, were on Heilemann’s new podcast, “Impolitic”, shortly after Biden bowed out. Everything they said is worth a listen. But I honed in on what Costa said in response to Heilemann’s question about what specific talents are required to be a successful politician in 2024 America.

The question was in the context of whether Harris has such abilities, and Costa’s response about the qualities he looks for in a true “political athlete” (currently an over-used term of art). He responded,  “I look for the ability to absorb political pain and the ability to project political imagination.”

The “pain” part referred to what Perlstein’s ratchet analogy was all about. In this campaign Republicans’ only viable tactic, considering their base, is to flood the zone with even higher/worse levels of vulgarity, indecency, dishonesty and viciousness. Harris will have to not just absorb this “pain” but blunt it and find a way to deflect it back on Trump-Vance, most effectively by highlighting to “persuadable” voters that this stuff is exactly what it sounds like … namely it is … to repeat …  dishonest, vulgar, ugly and lacking anything in the way of a plan to make people’s lives safer, better and happier.

As for the “imagination” part, the three kicked around names of potential Harris VP picks — the usual suspects — but also her need to talk succinctly (messaging) and coherently about the future she sees coming toward us and how the country needs to manage it, adapting to changes that cynical fools (my words) like Trump, Vance and the MAGA idiocracy prefer to to ignore.

To conclude … (and you’re saying, “Thank god”) … waaaaay back in 2020 I wrote about liking a lot of what I heard from Harris. She’s a “real worlder.” She has a ground level sense of humor and a calming, reassuring saltiness to some of her off-the-cuff conversations. (It’s called, “sounding like a real person.”) I too am enthusiastic about her. She is very underrated as a political combatant and in a lot of very important ways could embody the qualities of the person the country/world needs now.

That said, she and all of us should prepare ourselves for the next 100 days. As Trump and the MAGA-verse begin to feel desperate, lacking any rational policy interests, their only viable path is ever more … indecent, dishonest, ugly and vicious.

Prove It Was Just “one bad night” Joe, and Do an Interview with Sean Hannity

How Far Will Sean Hannity Go? - The New York Times

Allow me to start with the bottom line and work back from there. This particular election is much bigger than Joe Biden. Much bigger. This would not be like losing to Mitt Romney. We, meaning Democrats, are not a cult. The feelings and ego of Dear Leader are inconsequential in this election.

Okay, back to the top.

I’ve consumed way more post-debate punditry than even I thought possible. Here (redundancy alert) is a feeling of the consensus.

Joe Biden has lost the confidence of the mainstream-to-liberal media, the political intelligentsia and, less certain here, the top tier donor class, post-debate fundraising claims withstanding. In order to regain that confidence he has to demonstrate in a public, unscripted way that last Thursday was just “a bad night”, to quote team Biden.

How to do that? Well, do this:

Consent to an interview with some prominent right wing personality. Like say Sean Hannity. And do it … this week. Biden’s utter, inexplicable failure contest any of the entirely predictable bullshit thrown up by Trump last week powerfully suggests he is not capable of prosecuting a case against the pervasive histrionic nonsense motivating Republicans today. So … prove to the consistent 70% of likely voters who think you’re too old that you can play mentally adroit hardball in this age of malignant Tik Tok glibness.

Spend an hour jousting with and rebutting a MAGA sycophant live on camera.

A taped and edited 15 minutes with Lesley Stahl is not the same thing.

Then … do it again … live … in a couple town halls open to any citizen who wants in.

One of the more revealing anecdotes I’ve heard in past few days was MSNBC regular John Heilemann discussing reactions from big time Hollywood donors after a Biden fund-raiser in some mogul’s no doubt palatial home. These would be people fully committed to Biden. People he should be utterly at ease among. The kind of audience were a confident politician happily back slaps, offers candid thoughts on important matters and has to be pulled away.

But, no, says Heilemann. According to his sources in the room, Biden arrived and spent 15 minutes … reading from a Teleprompter. Those in attendance were startled. Point being; Biden is so stage-managed by his handlers (his wife being foremost among them) that they don’t risk even standard issue politician camaraderie with his most devoted, trusted and lucrative audience.

(I’m eager to hear a similar report from the weekend’s bash out in the Hamptons on Long Island.)

Moreover, as we’re hearing from all corners largely muted until now, this is how its been since 2020. The clear inference being that the persistently incoherent Biden we saw Thursday night is a not an anomaly. He may be capable enough among advisors in the Oval Office, but he can not perform in the rude and routinely disrepectful modern political arena. What he projects is anything but reassuring and confidence-inspring.

As we speak the Biuden family is at Camp David having their picture taken by Annie Lebovitz and no doubt resolving to fight on, 70% of the voting public, once supportive media, intelligentsia and panicky donor class be damned.

His most loyal supporters, most of them close personal friends and hardened Democratic activists, are selling the line that bowing out and permitting a two month Hunger Games to select a new nominee would be a kind of death wish for the party against Trump in November. I could not disagree more. I don’t know about you but the sense I get from the public regarding this race is a strong, pervasive desire for … someone new. Someone young enough to know how to reboot a computer and confident enough they’d relish the opportunity to eviscerate a clown like Trump.

And my view, FWIW, is shared by no less than David Plouffe who ran Barack Obama’s two successful campaigns. In a podcast interview post-debate disaster Plouffe who until Thursday night believed firmly that Biden was the only game in town, said he believed a new Democratic candidate, not even discounting Kamala Harris, “would win a walk”. Why? Because the general public is so weary and unenthusiastic about both Biden and Trump.

Team Biden will try to string this current phase for as long as it can, narrowing the window for any option. That’s a cynical, wholly self-serving strategy that places him personally above the far greater interests of the country. A country (and world) facing the restoration of a lazy, corrupt fool.

So yeah, if Thursday was just “one bad night”, prove it to everyone Joe, including your wife, and sit down with an easily rebutted meathead like Sean Hannity and let’s see you take him apart.

If you can’t or won’t that firmly settles any questions we may have left.

The Race of Snakes for 2024 Has Already Begun

Very much true to form, 2020 is slithering back under its rock pretty much the same way it lived its 366 days in the sun. Which is to say covered in the ash and sewage of incompetence, grift and noxious self-interest. As we prepare to sing Auld Lang Syne by Zoom, the Trump administration is (again) blaming the state and local officials for the inept roll-out of vaccines … to fight a global pandemic. Meanwhile, never a crowd to let a crisis go unexploited for personal gain, big name Republicans are busting their first moves for 2024.

First among equals in naked self-service is of course The Donald himself. As of New Year’s Eve, the Lord of Low Information has scammed another $250 million from MAGA zealots, many of whom I’m guessing had to shave $20 off their welfare disability checks.

Looking at (known) debts in the $600 million range and facing the near certainty of criminal prosecution for bank and insurance fraud, His Grand Orange Incontinence is, I read, toying with the idea of charging the Red Hat Brigade to attend “Trump 2024” rallies, along with launching some kind of All-Donald-All-the-Time streaming TV service, which at say $5 month for even 10% of his 70 million Twitter followers adds up to $35 million a month, or a little over $400 million for the first year, little to none of which will be reflected on his federal income tax returns, of course.

There’s just too much easy fool’s gold to be picked up off the ground for Trump to ever say he’s not running again in 2024. Plus, even his putative opponents are falling over themselves to sustain his standing as the Anointed Redeemer of Aging White Deplorables. Pundit John Heilemann, (one of the few who emerges from 2020 with credibility intact), recently asked listeners to imagine a “hands up” question in the first Republican primary debates in 2023.

The question? “Do you believe the 2020 election was rigged and stolen from Donald Trump?”

Being Republicans trying to win votes out of a Republican base, all 30 of them on the stage, from Louie Gohmert and Don Jr. to Ted Cruz will of course raise their hand and attest that The Donald was robbed, thereby implying his rightful claim to the crown. (It will be an echo of that infamous moment in Iowa years ago when John McCain and every other Republican raised their hand when asked who took issue with the Theory of Evolution?)

Speaking of Cruz and the Republican affinity for grift, you have to love The Most Hated Man in the Senate taking a clue from Trump and making a Facebook appeal to MAGA Nation for money to help near billionaire Kelly Loeffler and China-trader/multi-millionaire David Perdue win their run-offs in Georgia. Except Ted did Donny one better. Where Trump had to peel off a percentage to the Republican Party, Ted … can keep it all. To himself. Without giving a nickel to his already richer-than-Croesus colleagues.

As the Brits so often say, “Brilliant!”

Post-Donald, the existential issue is early identification and a tactical plan to stop “competent Trump”, the not so mythical “conservative” who is not just smarter than Trump, (which is easy, hell even Louie Gohmert could jump that bar), but more disciplined. Cruz is one such animal. So is Tom Cotton from Arkansas.

But the horse breaking hardest from the gate here, 20 days before Joe Biden gets sworn in, is 40 year-old Josh Hawley of Missouri. As you may have read, he intends to carry the MAGA Warriors banner into the Senate chamber next week and refuse to certify the electoral college of Biden. This really won’t do anything but piss off every Republican who really doesn’t want his/her name on a forever vote to undermine an election that wasn’t even close. But as naked grifts go, it will create a mega-ton of publicity for Hawley and raise at least Cruz-size cash from perpetually raging Trumperoos.

As a candidate, Hawley is already on different track — or in a different lane — than Cruz and Cotton. His strategy is to aim everything at pissed-off rural/blue collar whites, promising them more free money. (He says he supports those $2000 checks, knowing Mitch McConnell will make sure he never has to actually vote on it.) All while reigniting their self-pitying grudges against mongrelizing immigrants, high-tech slicksters and sneering, anti-cop big city elites.

But unlike Trump, who can’t be bothered to read a cue card, much less a legal brief, Hawley, the former John Roberts law clerk, former half-term attorney general of Missouri, “educated” at Yale and Stanford, is all about utterly shameless, serpentine calculation. (Who can forget as a Senate candidate two years ago the fresh-faced Hawley appearing in TV ads underlining his support for the key elements of Obamacare while — at that very moment — leading the Republican court challenge to kill it?)

Hawley has chutzpah and strategy chops neither Cruz or Cotton have shown to date. Moreover, no major Republican donor is going to be confused or dissuaded by Hawley’s talk of moving significant cash downward toward “real Americans” in a “worker-focused approach”, as Hawley likes to say. GOP money men and women know a slick con job when they see one, and Hawley is the slickest on the scene at this moment.

You gotta hand it to Republicans, they have a deep, nearly fathomless well of these snakes.

The Biden years went by so fast … .