I’ve taken a few days to digest what the paid pundits digested immediately after last week’s Democratic debates. And now I’m telling anyone who listens that the quality I’m looking for among the 20+ candidates shouting, “Me! Me! Me!” is assurance that they’re aware and prepared enough for the unconventional-to-berserk campaign that is coming at us like a freight train in a mountain tunnel.
Here’s an example of what I mean. It’s something the cable news pundit class mentions a lot. Namely, “How will [Candidate X] look standing up there on the debate stage next to Donald Trump?” To which I say, like the crazed old geezer ranting at his TV, “Why should we assume Trump will show up for a debate?”
After everything else he’s done since riding down that gilded escalator, is it really so implausible to imagine him looking at poll numbers that never poke up above 42%, along with non-Fox media’s drumbeat incantation of his wooze-inducing corruptions and lies and say, to paraphrase the great Walter Sobchek of “The Big Lebowski”, “[Bleep] it dude, let’s go hold a rally.”
And yes, I’m serious.
Throughout 2016 Trump was the irresistible novelty object that cable news couldn’t get enough of. (They gave him $5 billion in free advertising.) The public regarded him as “fresh” and “entertaining”, even if they also knew he was a fraud and a buffoon. He wasn’t taken seriously.
In 2020 the “charm” of novelty is long, long gone. Trump’s 42% will harden around him. But the antipathy toward him from everyone who isn’t grazing on the droppings of Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity is as hardened and intense as an extruded obsidian boulder.
Trump may be “a [bleeping] moron” to quote his former Secretary of State, but the one thing he knows fer sure is how to protect his brand, and that doesn’t happen when you walk out in front of 60-70 million people and take A: Questions from people who aren’t named Tucker and Laura (Ingraham), and B: Be exposed to accusation, follow-up and cross-examination from a Democrat who, unlike Hillary Clinton and everyone else on the planet, believes they’re coasting to an easy victory.
As I also keep saying — call me Nostralambertus — it is entirely likely, if not fully inevitable, that we are entering a campaign cycle unlike anything we have ever seen. A heretofore unimaginable [bleep]storm of hysteria, duplicity and sabotage.
Not only do we — and the Democratic candidate — have to prepare for Trump saying and doing anything to win reelection, (and avoid a torrent of criminal indictments), but we have to bake in the reality that Mitch McConnell, who notoriously refused to cooperate with the U.S. intelligence agency’s plan in the fall of 2016 to warn the public about Russian election interference, and since than has stifled every election-security measure pushed up toward the Senate, will pull every lever he can to protect Trump from himself, (and McConnell’s Senate majority from Trump.)
The long-standing agreement that major party presidential candidates submit to televised debates? I have two words for you: Merrick Garland. (Candidates are not required to debate.)
Any out-of-left field legal challenge on the trifling debate business can, like everything else, be shuttled off into the court system … which McConnell and his capos have been carefully stocking for years now. Hell, in that system we might even get a decision by Inauguration Day 2021.
So yeah, I watched the debates last week and constantly asked myself, “Can this guy/gal beat Trump and McConnell at their game? Are they savvy and, frankly, cynically-minded enough to anticipate how foul and nefarious the 2020 race will (not ‘can’) become?”
Besides all the vanity candidates — Marianne Williamson, Bill DeBlasio, Eric Swallwell, Jay Inslee, John Hickenlooper, Andrew Yang, Tim Ryan, John Delaney, Tulsi Gabbard — this personal criteria of mine also red-lined Joe Biden.
Joe’s game, a lot like traditional media outside New York and D.C., is so deeply invested in respect for tradition and the imagery of institutions, he is nowhere nimble or open enough to innovation to respond adequately — much less preemptively — to unprecedented cynicism, recklessness and border-line criminality.
So “who then” you may ask?
Next time: The premiere of Nosatralambertus’s “2020 LameHorse Power Rankings.”
Don’t you dare miss it.